There are limitless ways to be a dipshit, but here are a few very common ways that ring more and more true every time I encounter them. •First off; never, I repeat- NEVER wear sunglasses indoors. I dont care if you're just gonna run inside for a second and pay for your gas, have the common decency to remove your 'shades' Tommy Hollywood. •Next, NEVER EVER play 'air guitar'. This is probably the single lamest thing you can ever do publicly, -I really mean that. Fart along to the beat if you want but please, PLEASE, spare me the air guitar...-are you fucking kidding me!!? Air Guitar almost always combines the elements of rocking out, awkward spastic dancing, and making horrific facial expressions. And if you wanna top all of that shit off with a pair of indoor sunglasses, I guess -fuck it, you're already so far gone at this point, you may as well. •Finally, if you're really trying to out-do yourself, have your shirt unnecessarily off all the time. This is the cherry on top for world-class assholes. I'm saying, the only way I'll give you a pass on this one is if your body is so disgustingly flabby and out of shape, that there is clearly no incentive whatsoever to go shirtless; -but for whatever reason you can't help yourself and just do it anyways. -It's like "fuck-it, I'm going for it"... -I can respect that.
May 22, 2006
HOW TO EFFECTIVELY BE A DIPSHIT
There are limitless ways to be a dipshit, but here are a few very common ways that ring more and more true every time I encounter them. •First off; never, I repeat- NEVER wear sunglasses indoors. I dont care if you're just gonna run inside for a second and pay for your gas, have the common decency to remove your 'shades' Tommy Hollywood. •Next, NEVER EVER play 'air guitar'. This is probably the single lamest thing you can ever do publicly, -I really mean that. Fart along to the beat if you want but please, PLEASE, spare me the air guitar...-are you fucking kidding me!!? Air Guitar almost always combines the elements of rocking out, awkward spastic dancing, and making horrific facial expressions. And if you wanna top all of that shit off with a pair of indoor sunglasses, I guess -fuck it, you're already so far gone at this point, you may as well. •Finally, if you're really trying to out-do yourself, have your shirt unnecessarily off all the time. This is the cherry on top for world-class assholes. I'm saying, the only way I'll give you a pass on this one is if your body is so disgustingly flabby and out of shape, that there is clearly no incentive whatsoever to go shirtless; -but for whatever reason you can't help yourself and just do it anyways. -It's like "fuck-it, I'm going for it"... -I can respect that.
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man, you should hanging around more DJs. then you'd learn the fine art of AIR SCRATCHING.
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YOU TOLD ME YOU WEAR SUN GLASSES IN DOORS AT WORK LIKE ERR'DAY!
You know how I do. Do as I say, not as / how I do.
Trust me...The lord works in mysterious ways...
But...
But what if my new graffiti name is "COOL"?
Like the saying goes, there's an exception to every rule, and you my friend have just stumbled upon it. If your graffiti name is 'Cool', you can pretty much do whatever you want, -especially, wearing sunglasses indoors. It's a MUST. So yeah, enjoy that you lucky bastard...
In the words of the late great Marcel Gagarin...
"MY MIND IS A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES/
MY NEW GRAFFITI NAME IS COOL/
AND THE TWO "O"S ARE SUNGLASSES."
Rest in Peace.
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yeah, totally dude....
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7,
Year 2000,
2000 and 7
Get into my spaceship,
fly onto Saturn
Jupiter, France, Saturn,
Astronaut Russia"
(from a RAER M.G. freestyle circa 2000)
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