As children, we're told to "eat right!" in order to be healthy, happy, and to have energy for all the important things we need to do in our daily routine! Well kids, it's time to put away the things of childhood and Eat Right on some grown-man style; because Eatting Right is just as important as you enter your third decade as it was when you were in the third grade. Part 1 - Bacalaitos:
Get a box of Goya Bacalaitos (cod fish fritters) mix at the store. Bring that shit home. Follow the directions on the damn box. Heat up some oil, and cook those shits. Then eat the fuck out of them.
Part 2 - Call your wife who's been out working all day while you've been at home doing jack shit, and say "baby bring home a bottle of wine, lets get drunk and fuck real loud." Pass out before she makes home so you can take a "power nap" and get ready for your "performance" in bed later on.
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