TED NUGENT IS A FUCKING LUNATIC... AND A WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE TOO

Lately, during my free time, I have been mentally narrowing down the roster for my worthless dipshit hall of fame team;. -A loose batch of names that keep bouncing around in my head, each person vying for a spot in the starting rotation. Some of the regulars include Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, perennial favorite Anne Coulter, Pat Robertson, and a host of other vile stomach churning individuals. However one person has dominated the arena of repulsive scummyness for decades. Ted Nugent has virtually written the book on being an asshole... -So much so, that i'm almost considering sending O'Reilly down to the minors to work on his game. Nugent's very existence is so breathtakingly repulsive it's a mere hop skip and a jump from mindboggling. Here are a few poignant examples of 'The Nuge's' mastery of the fine art of being an all-around terrible person:

[Nugent's] conversations are peppered with the word 'nigger'. He refers to his upcoming tour of Japan the "Jap Whack Tour". -Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

"My being there (South Africa) isn't going to affect any political structure. Besides, apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990

"Yeah, we want to go to Saudi Arabia, man, and see if we can't get a four iron and knock people's laundry off the top of their heads. Wear laundry on your head and die, is the basic theme of the Damn Yankees" (The Damn Yankees was Ted's band in the '90s)

"The government must stay out of my life. If there are weenies who are in the liability column of our nation, tough shit." -(Regardingt national healthcare)

"Yeah they love me (in Japan) - they're still assholes. These people they don't know what life is. I don't have a following, -they need me; they don't like me they need me ... -Foreigners are assholes; foreigners are scum; I don't like 'em; I don't want 'em in this country; I don't want 'em selling me doughnuts; I don't want 'em pumping my gas; I don't want 'em downwind of my life-OK?"

"Anybody that doesn't think it is better to blow someones brains out than to be raped, deserves to be raped! If you don't think your life is worth it then please go out there, don't wear any underpants and get RAPED!! Cuz you deserve it ..."

About Hillary Clinton: "You probably can't use the term 'toxic cunt' in your magazine, but that's what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro."

"I have a brain and I work that brain and it works and it knows the difference between right and wrong and it's got a thread of common sense. And that it's not Ted's opinion. It is how it is ... we're just working hard, playing hard and anybody that wants to get in our way does not deserve anything less than a bullet between the eyes ..."

Regarding Military Service: He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. "If I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody."