LORDS OF APATHY

June 27, 2006

TRUE MILE-HIGH STORY: THE STOLEN SPEAKERS SAGA


At the gas station today.......

Frat-Looking Dudes: "Hey guy, wanna buy some speakers?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't buy stolen speakers"
Dudes: "They're not stolen...is YOUR car stolen?"
Me: "Yeah it is. So It'll go good with those stolen speakers!"
Dudes: "Go Fuck yourself!" (screeching tires as they peel out)

(Story by A. Nye)

9 comments:

Mike Davis said...

what does that have to do with aaron nye?

RasTroy said...

what does that have to do with JAH?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

This is A. Nye's story I took off of myspace

Mike Davis said...

rastroy - jah is miles up in the sky and is TOTALLY HIGH. that's what it has to do. with.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I'm smoking a Ganja Brownie in his honor

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what's going on, I guess I just feel the need to be a part of something bigger than myself.

I am, however, rather large. To be exact, I stand 9'4" at the shoulder, quadrupedally. At full height, I could easily snatch young Toby from a 3-story bedroom window, and steal him away to the center of my twisted labyrinth.

That being said, finding something bigger than myself to become a part of has been a bit difficult...

Guys? GUYS!?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Whooaa duuude. sometimes the world seems so mysterious and magical -like a big Harry Potter world.... Other times it seems like you're on the bottom row of a nude human pyramid at Abu Ghraib prison. That's just how shit goes... Dont ask me to explain it.

Rocky Rococo said...

classic aaron

RasTroy said...

I mon. Jah bless dem good ways.
Me uh travel to dem big citi wit nuttin
but a big spliff n JAH on me side.