KARMA IS A MOTHERFUCKER: ANN COULTER'S FACE KILLS BIRD ON ROLLERCOASTER

With each passing day Ann Coulter manages to set the bar lower and lower for humanity, dragging down the curve for decency and rational thought like a rocket-propelled anchor. If only by just continuing to breathe, she singlehandedly makes an already fucked-up world a much, much worse place. In a recent radio interview, referring to the NY Times' decision to report on the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic eavesdropping program and a Treasury Department program designed to track international financial transactions for terrorist activity, Coulter declared that the Times had done "something that could have gotten them executed". A few hours later, in a rare instance of cosmic justice, Coulter's bony, angular, mannish face was struck by a low-flying goose while riding the new 'Apollo's Chariot' rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg (shown above). Unfortunately the bird was not made out of razor blades and steak knives, nor was it carrying an anvil. To add further insult to injury, 'I can't believe it's not butter' decided to drop Coulter from their multi-million dollar endorsement deal. A spokesperson for the company said that the decision was made based on the fact that "That bitch is fucking nuts".