I was watching this infomercial about having a healthy colon. I think they said that when John Wayne died of colon cancer, he had 42 pounds of doo-doo caked up in his guts. Elvis was a hero to most, -to millions he was a straight-up racist; -that fucker was simple and plain. -MotherFUCK him and John Wayne. I'll bet both those dudes were fucking each other up their shit-filled colons...-that is to say, when they weren't fucking their miniature stallions... -Elvis and John Wayne were both unabashed horsefuckers. Straight up...
December 11, 2006
TONIGHT I'M GONNA CLEANSE MY COLON LIKE IT'S 1999
I was watching this infomercial about having a healthy colon. I think they said that when John Wayne died of colon cancer, he had 42 pounds of doo-doo caked up in his guts. Elvis was a hero to most, -to millions he was a straight-up racist; -that fucker was simple and plain. -MotherFUCK him and John Wayne. I'll bet both those dudes were fucking each other up their shit-filled colons...-that is to say, when they weren't fucking their miniature stallions... -Elvis and John Wayne were both unabashed horsefuckers. Straight up...
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out came a 2 foot parasite!!
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