You are just gonna have to go visit www.ohmibod.com to get all the details, but i feel i need to list a few of the many MANY things that makes ohmibod so much better than this "iPhone" hunk -a- junk...
1. NOT water proof!! Due to the nature of the product and the electronic components in the end cap do not submerse in water.
2. Suki the OMB "spokes model"... As an icon, Suki represents an ideal. Not the physical ideal. But rather, the ideal way we should feel about ourselves and our sexuality. Although few of us are blessed with a body as perfect as Suki's on the outside, on the inside, we should all be like her ... proud of our bodies, confident in expressing our needs, and free to satisfy our desires.
3. Shove it in ANY hole! Boy and girl alike can enjoy OMB! Vaj, butthole, mouth, ear, nose, dickhole, just fucking go for it and let the combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transport you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience.
4. Become part of a fun, hip community called CLUB VIBE, where other OMB aficionados write about their experience, trade tips, share their favorite playlists, and more.
and thats that.
9 comments:
I dont care what you say, I'm getting that iphone... Y'all can get the ivibrator for your romantic interludes with Joe Lieberman; meanwhile I'll be taking a photograph of some drunk slut's tits and uploading it onto L.O.A. from my phone. -Act like you know!!
fine, you got me... i just signed a 2 year contract with Verizon so i just CANT get the iPhone, i wanted to hate on it and act like the iVibe was better cus im sad about never having an iPhone. :(
maybe you will let me borrow your iPhone sometime!? i-i-i can take a photo of a drunk slut too, right?
*sigh
I want that phone and I'll probably get it. You're just pissed that you signed the two year contract with verizon, aren't you?
yes. but i AM balling out of son-of-a-bitching control, so i might as well step it up and have 3 phones. i got so much money its a fucking fire hazzard. and im still gonna get me and Joe that iPod vibrating butt plug. cus if i gota suck him off ot HJ him, we might as well just cut loose and cram some Conway Twitty tunes up our asses!! also, you dont gotta sign any kinda contract for that thing!! ;)
i ordered my Ohmibod a few minutes ago... next day air!! so take that, i dont give two fucks about a phone.
As a musician, it's now my goal to create music which, when channeled through an Ohmibod, will completely dismantle someone's vagina or anus. Like bass tones that are so deep and rumbling that human orifices are not capable of associating with them.
rad!! kinda like KORN!! thats kwel!!
todd b.? ( is this you ) ? dude i get something delivered to me at the beehive like every other day from you and its rad. i sent you some drawings did you get em? also i sent you a clump of earth from big sir AND i got some anti anxiety pills from costco but they were super expensive so make sure you really want them before i send them to you. i feel anxious but its just cause i cant wait for 2012 and youre light years ahead of me so you gotta have butterflies in your tummy too right?
yes - that is my goal.
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