LORDS OF APATHY

March 13, 2007

FUCK ALBERTO GONZALES

I want to take a steaming dump right on this fucker's face while he's sleeping. Actually, I want to to have a funnel drain straight from my toilet into this motherfucker's freaking mouth. -Although that might be a bit redundant considering it would be the equivalent of pouring shit into a sack that was already made out of shit.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No, not redundant at all!

Shit comes in many forms: gooey, chalky, stinky, liquid, green (after I eat a ton of fruit loops), presidential, etc..

So here's the plan: Fashion Al B. Sure's crap noggin into sort of a sun-dried, adobe-like shit pail. It should be able to hold gallons and gallons of fresh stinkerpooples from Snickerdoodles. Yah hurd?!