MARK ROBERTS IS OFF THE HOOK!

I love it when somebody is able to literally transform their craft, profession or hobby into something truly amazing. To be the best at anything is quite a feat; but when you are able to do that with something completely retarded, it's absolute bliss...Mark Roberts (born December 12, 1964 in Liverpool, England) is a famous British streaker who has run naked during several international events. A father of three, Roberts' saga began when he saw a female streaker run down a Rugby Sevens game naked in Hong Kong. After a bet in a bar, he went naked in front of the crowd himself the next day, and the day after. This was during the 1993 Hong Kong Sevens. Roberts has done this, as of 2005, a total of 380 times, targeting such events as a Mr. Universe contest, a Miss World contest, tennis matches, and his specialty, soccer matches. Nowadays, he is forced to give out his passport and other important documents before big soccer games, as a way to ensure he won't be streaking at these events[citation needed]. Arguably his most famous streak was on a live 1995 broadcast of This Morning, where he swam onto Fred Talbot's floating weather map and proceeded to emulate Talbot's trademark leap from Scotland to Ireland. This famous clip has now been aired on blooper shows all around the world. In January 2003, Roberts flew to San Diego, California, United States, where he planned to streak at the Super Bowl XXXVII. He was not able to get tickets for that game, however. He persisted, and next year on Super Bowl XXXVIII, in Houston, Texas, after the Super Bowl XXXVIII Halftime Show that had included Janet Jackson's nipple being revealed on live television (the infamous "wardrobe malfunction"), he was able to jump onto the field, just before the start of the second half. However, on US television it is not customary to zoom in on such events (it was seen a day later on The Late Show with David Letterman and can be viewed on many internet sites) but was commented on by Greg Gumbel and Phil Simms as the second half would feature "raw, naked football." Tackled by members of the New England Patriots and Carolina Panthers, as well as by police and security, he was taken into custody. He had been able to enter the game disguised as a referee, as he had done months before in the 2003 UEFA Cup Final in Seville.
The fact that he wore a tattoo on his back promoting the Internet casino GoldenPalace.com at these events has led many to believe that he was paid a large amount of money by that company to produce a publicity stunt during both widely seen games. Most recently, he streaked during the recent Ashes series.