In this fast-paced culture, it is important to know when; and when NOT to make it rain. Making it rain at an inappropriate time or setting could have disastrous repercussions so know the ledge homie! Peep game; here are my top 3 situations not to 'make it rain' (feel free to add your own additions to the list in the 'comments' section below).
#3- WHEN PAYING YOUR CHILD SUPPORT:
Although this may be in bad form, on second thought, I might actually consider taking this one off the list entirely. The irony of this one is just too perfect... Not to mention, it'd be awesome to watch your baby's mom scrambling around on her hands and knees picking up a thousand dollars worth of singles every month.
#2- WHEN DEPOSITING YOUR WEEKLY TIPS FROM WORKING 3rd SHIFT AT DENNYS:
Honestly, I wouldn't have a problem with this beyond the fact that 37 dollars just doesn't look all that fresh cascading down on your bank teller. That's not 'making it rain'; that's more like 'making it drizzle a little bit'. If you insist on playing yourself like this, at least save up a couple 4-5 weeks worth first.. When you commit to making it rain, you dont want people to miss it if they blink. -Think about the hangtime of your money fluttering through the air here; -this is very important.
#1- WHEN PURCHASING POWERBALL TICKETS AT 7-11
Well, the reason for this goes without saying. Although this would be rich in irony, it's really just kind of silly. I wouldn't recommend it.
9 comments:
I prefer to 'make it hail' with loose change. I used to call it "throwing loose change at people I don't like with the intent of injuring them severely", but I had to shorten it up a bit.
When NOT to make it rain:
Leaving a parking ramp. Dude in the booth's not real up on having to pick all that shit up. Plus, 8 bucks flying around isn't really that impressive. Especially when you're rollin' a 91 cutlass like me.
yeah, totally...
This blog is struggling. The haters are taking over.
Yeah, I agree with Snickerdoodles McPoppycock, making it rain is a touchy endevour especially if you're doing it with doo-doo. People don't like it when it's raining shit.
I think the person that commented before you actually said something funny.
Yeah, totally... I guess I didn't recognize how funny it was at the time, but in retrospect, looking back on it now, it was totally funny -HA HAAAAAA (LOL). Sorry to fly off the handle other anonymous. You were keeping it real all along... -My bad
"Making it Rain" is super popular right now in Minnesota. It's teetering between brilliant and the most annoying thing ever. On the one hand, seeing a girl swim in 200 singles is pretty cool. On the other hand, when I guy is just throwing a fistful of dollars as he walks by my friends and I -not that cool. The real question is the etiquette protocol of what to do with all that money on the floor. I'm not picking up that dirty money, but who is?
shameless moneyhungry scandalous hoes.
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