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Showing posts with label Make it rain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Make it rain. Show all posts

April 19, 2007

Know when NOT to make it rain


In this fast-paced culture, it is important to know when; and when NOT to make it rain. Making it rain at an inappropriate time or setting could have disastrous repercussions so know the ledge homie! Peep game; here are my top 3 situations not to 'make it rain' (feel free to add your own additions to the list in the 'comments' section below).

#3- WHEN PAYING YOUR CHILD SUPPORT:
Although this may be in bad form, on second thought, I might actually consider taking this one off the list entirely. The irony of this one is just too perfect... Not to mention, it'd be awesome to watch your baby's mom scrambling around on her hands and knees picking up a thousand dollars worth of singles every month.

#2- WHEN DEPOSITING YOUR WEEKLY TIPS FROM WORKING 3rd SHIFT AT DENNYS:
Honestly, I wouldn't have a problem with this beyond the fact that 37 dollars just doesn't look all that fresh cascading down on your bank teller. That's not 'making it rain'; that's more like 'making it drizzle a little bit'. If you insist on playing yourself like this, at least save up a couple 4-5 weeks worth first.. When you commit to making it rain, you dont want people to miss it if they blink. -Think about the hangtime of your money fluttering through the air here; -this is very important.

#1- WHEN PURCHASING POWERBALL TICKETS AT 7-11
Well, the reason for this goes without saying. Although this would be rich in irony, it's really just kind of silly. I wouldn't recommend it.