Not sure if I can really add anything to this one. I just like how you know there are motherfuckers out there who whipped out the credit card the instant they laid eyes on this thing, and then masturbated furiously just thinking about it.
Every time I'm watching porn and they start into some foot stuff, I get pissed so this is kinda lost on me other than the fact that the bottom of the foot has (or is) a pussy. There was a short story in "Night Shift" by your boy Stephen King called "I Am The Doorway" and in it, a dude starts growing eyes all over his body and they all see different things and it eventually drives the guy nuts. This kind of reminds me of that. If a girl suddenly started sprouting coochies all over, I'd wanna see (and probably screw)a few of 'em. This also goes to show that sex toys directed at men are horribly fucked up. I would put this one over my giant fireplace though. THAT'S baller.
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It looks like something from Black Hole, the graphic novel.
Every time I'm watching porn and they start into some foot stuff, I get pissed so this is kinda lost on me other than the fact that the bottom of the foot has (or is) a pussy. There was a short story in "Night Shift" by your boy Stephen King called "I Am The Doorway" and in it, a dude starts growing eyes all over his body and they all see different things and it eventually drives the guy nuts. This kind of reminds me of that. If a girl suddenly started sprouting coochies all over, I'd wanna see (and probably screw)a few of 'em. This also goes to show that sex toys directed at men are horribly fucked up.
I would put this one over my giant fireplace though. THAT'S baller.
This is the next "designer toy" it comes in 6 different color ways including a super "limited edition" bloody foot color way.....WTF?!
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