LORDS OF APATHY

June 4, 2007

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT DENNIS KUCINICH, -BUT HE'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' P-I-M-P

The more I find out about about this dude, the more I'm backing his whole program. He keeps it real with his politics, and he's got a young-ass, hot-ass* wife who's about 3 feet taller than him. If it were a sane world, and being a goofy-looking short motherfucker didn't automatically disqualify you from Presidential consideration, I'd say Denny K should easily be one of the top 3 candidates.

*(by "hot" I meant in a non-asian, tall, pale, freckley red-head kind of way I.E. -not my cup-o-tea, -but as far as Kucinich is concerned -You GO BOY!!!!)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

..."hot as in non-asian..."..hahaha
Do do you only find asians hot?
I have the asian fever like most men WITH penises, but hotness comes from all over.....
But asian chicks are damn hot....and way less hairier than other chicks- not that I've dated hairy chicks- but you know what the fuck I'm sayin'

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

When it comes to hot bitches, I'm a lot like Big Daddy Kane, in that: "I'll take 'em eight(teen) -to Eighty, dumb, crippled and crazy" -(Well, maybe not crippled, but dumb and crazy, -ABSOLUTELY!) Honestly, your boy S-dot doesn't descrimihate on any hot bitches. It's just one of those things... You have your favorite dish at your favorite restaurant and you opt to get that dish every time, even if there's some other pretty damn good options on the menu.-Yaheardme??

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I get pad thai every time!
S-dot brings the noise and science once again.

Just like in Harold and Kumar "Do I have asian fever, more like the asian plague! Asian tits I wanna squeeze 'em!"

huh?

rastroy said...

yo put this one down as one of my favorite posts. s. is real with the footnotes and the ill link catagorization.

"R A P-R E A L I T Y-G"

RASTROY.