LORDS OF APATHY

June 21, 2007

OH, YOU THOUGHT 'BEARS ATTACKING SHIT' WEEK WAS OVER?...-YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!!

This man was attacked by a polar bear and lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, he shot and killed the bear in the midst of being mauled in his tent. I'm not saying I wish that homeboy died instead of the bear; but you gotta figure, if you're even in a situation where it's a possiblility to get mauled by a polar bear, chances are, you're doing some stupid shit you're not supposed to be doing. There's no reason why motherfuckers should be in antarctica in the first place... Anyway, peep the flicks: (click on images to enlarge)



8 comments:

WagonBurnz said...

dude shoulsn't have been half steppin'....
Colbert was right...bears are straigh G'z!

Christina said...

Damn that angle looks funky. I wonder how all of that healed up. Good blog.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

My guess is that it healed up in one of those red medical waste bags, completely detatched from his body.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the stuff I used to see in LSD mag.

Anonymous said...

That's what happens to fools who mess with my Chisato.

Anonymous said...

Yo seriously, I'm on that bears side...stay the fuck out of there spot if you don't want a hole in your ankle.
And how 'bout that scalp job....gettin' down to the roots...

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Throw some Rogaine on that shit... Yeah, you're right; -that bear shoulda fatalized homeboy when he had the chance.

Anonymous said...

wow, is this lee majors? six million dollar man anyone?