LORDS OF APATHY

October 16, 2007

"Oh HAAIIILLL naw bitch!!!"-REAL TALK WITH R.KELLY

Our collective dreams have been answered... All I can say is, point blank -the man's a fucking genius.

11 comments:

Jim the Rza said...

In a world where so many of our greatest talents pass before their time, I'm just glad he's still here giving us moments like this. On a related note, there's this pizza restaurant that I go to on my lunch break where they usually are playing some "lite rock-classic hits" format that is designed specially for restaurants. Stuff like Journey, Fleetwood Mac, and random songs that were in the Top 40 when you were seven. Anyways oen really shitty day last week when I was there, "I Believe I can Fly" came on, and I thought of R.Kelly, William Hung, Michael Jordan and Shawn Bradley playing basketball against cartoon monsters, and of course the mighty Snickerdoodles... and then I found the strength to carry on. Thanks.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That's the beauty of 'real talk'... It's our gift to humanity... You're welcome..

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I'm quickly becoming a 'Real Talk-o-holic'...

Anonymous said...

I hope someone shoots R.Kelly in the mouth...I think he'd still have a career as a mime.

Wagon Burner said...

That's my Robert. Always peein' on people.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

nothing goes better with a golden shower than some sexy 'real talk'.

JickJolty said...

"You gonna burn what?, bitch I wish you wooould burn my mafuckin clothes...Milton"

Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel Alliance said...

You're all wrong. My man Kells is the Troof. REAL TALK.
Look, at this point he could shit in Dakota Fannnings mouth while he fellates Bush and Bin Leezy, and 80% of the planet (including red states) would still vote him triple bitchin in the semi annual awesome awards.
The man is pure crystalized genius.
I guess some of you are right.
Real Talk though, I've been a Kells fan since the Down Low remix. TP2 and TP2.com motherfucker.
Church. REAL CHURCH TALK.

JickJolty said...

That nigga Milton is down to get his bang on in the stugio.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I ask you: How much realer can talk get???

Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel Alliance said...

He took that shit from FAB and revived it, flipped it and re-birthed it into the Realest, REAL TALK ever talked in the reality of REAL TALKING.