LORDS OF APATHY

December 26, 2007

HEY, HOWS ABOUT NOT WEARING UGG BOOTS EVER AGAIN...

This should go without saying at this point, but to all you retarded-ass bitches out there who haven't gotten the memo already, if you're running around wearing Ugg boots, thinking you're cute; -you came a little late to the party... -And by 'the party' I mean, a rather lame party that absolutely sucked 3 years ago, but has since had a nuclear bomb of lameness dropped on it and is literally GLOWING with the radiation of rube-dom.
(No offense Shannon)

(*When Barbara or Liz wears them it looks hot though)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've seen dudes wear these shits

Africa Black said...

wow, way to take a tough stance.

Wagon Burner said...

while you're at it, toss in those fuckin' god aweful boots with the rabbit fur lining and poof balls.
I want to punch bitches in the stomach when I see them in those.....

Anonymous said...

you have to throw in birkenstocks and crocs.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

WHOA, WHOA!! Wait a minute...Hold up. I gotta stop you at Crocs. Them shits is mad comfortable son.

T.H.L.A.T. (can't spell) said...

i agree, lay the FUCK off Crocs!

but, and i gotta say it, i mean, i dont give a FUUUUUUUUCK, UGG boots, a short little jean skirt and a white wife beater... thats pretty hot.

Crochunter said...

fuck Crocs!

Anonymous said...

crocs vs uggs?? Really??

This is crap; please come back with the realness soon.

Africa Black said...

crocs, uggs, birks, tevas, all the same bullshit shoes that white people wear. White people or Blonkeys. Just like Wiggers wear Tims and air force ones, Blonkeys wear any of the above aforementioned footwear.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

wow... Racially sanctioned footwear. I had no idea...

T.H.L.A.T. (can't spell) said...

im Mexican, and i wear Crocs and i think girls in Uggs are sometimes hot, whats that make me? i dint see Mexicans in that list anywhere.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I think the correct type of footwear for you would be some kind of 'zapatos'... VAMANOS! ANDALE! ARRIBA!

Freightman said...

Damn, looks like I arrived late to the "party" myself, but as per usual I've got to agree with Muertos (can't spell). That trend absolutely sucks, it's gone out with the trash, but 8 out of 10 times the high schooler wearing Ugg's will be off the proverbial chainsaw.