Man cut off penis in pizza restaurant

Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's weiner after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own johnson off in front of horrified diners. The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. 'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his dork out. 'Then he cut his wanger off. I couldn't believe it.' Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed cock, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors. A spokesman for St Thomas's Hospital, where the man was taken, confirmed that doctors had attempted to re-attach the mans dick – but would not say if the procedure had been successful. It is thought to be the first time in Britain that a hog has been sewn back on, Police are still trying to identify the man, who was not carrying any form of identification on him. A source told The Sun: 'We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.'