LORDS OF APATHY

December 14, 2007

Space Sex.

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programs on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples (and/or astronauts and extraterrestrials) on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."

He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX-69 was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance" AKA: a three-way with a robot. The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag (wink wink).

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible." Who fucking knew?!

3 comments:

the captain said...

you need to check a porn film made in/above europe its called 'the uranus experiment' made by the private company and starring blonde hottie sylvia saint. this features zero gravity boning and a zero gravity pop shot which would not be great in a group enviroment..
thats some high rolling sh*t..

Anonymous said...

IT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD WHEN THE CUM COMES OUT (in space)!

Anonymous said...

I don't know about you's guys, but I could get pretty fucking freaky in space.