Awwwe snap!!!! You took down the "Queen" video?! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK U!! That shit is my jam!! Suck it, bitches. Suck it.
I gotta give it up, your boy Eli played well. If nothing else, you can say that Snickerdoodles keeps it real. Good luck with the Gaytriots in 2 weeks.
Jesus. Do you have Ron Paul bumper stickers plastered over every hairy hole?Because you should think about it.
I was fully on board with the Ron Paul program until I found out he's a full blown racist... That being said, I still like his overall foreign and domestic policies far better than pretty much every other candidate with the exception of Dennis Kucinich. If it was between racist Ron Paul and Hillary, I gotta go R. Paul. But it's an non-factor because the media / powers that be would never let Paul get the nomination. I think he'd be better off running as an independant than aligning himself with the modern republican scumbags. From what I can tell, the only thing he still has in common with them is being a full-blown racist.
If it was between Hillary and a turtle, I'd vote for Ron Paul, too, but that's not the point. Racism isn't the point either, but it's funny. The problem is whether your perfect president would be perfect for what you want the president to do, and if Ron Paul (or Dennis Kucinich, or Mike Gravel [my favorite!] or Ralph Nader in previous years, take your pick) became President, the entire country would collapse. It's the Presidency, not the Best Person Award, and the most powerful executive officer on the planet should be OMFG kind-of a fascist. It's like electing Clay Aiken to be a drill sergeant. If we elected Drill sergeants. And if Clay Aiken was running. Or maybe it could be a write-in campaign. Who knows, let the Clay Aiken analogy go. It's not that important.The answer is VOTEROMNEY because he's luxurious, like sweet butter spread across a lover's body, but sweet, like a toothless child, like a old barn converted into a school house in rural Arizona, together, he's creamed corn with a side of diamonds.
you convinced me with those colorful verbal images you painted. Romney's my guy! VOTE ROMNEY EVERYBODY!! He's got the best hair and jawline of all the candidates. He's by far the candidate I'd most like to have a beer with. I'm sure we'd have a lot in common. ROMNEY '08!!
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