Police said a hard-working Philadelphia couple, who are coping with the recent loss of their only son overseas, were the latest victims in an alleged rooftop robbery spree. Authorities arrested twin 25-year-old brothers Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney in connection with the theft of $2,000 from an ATM in the Moon’s Beauty Shop (LMAO!!) at 9th and Washington Streets Tuesday. Ki and Jae Moon were devastated when they discovered a hole punched in the ceiling of their South Philadelphia business and thousands of dollars missing from their in-store ATM. Police said the twin suspects broke into the store by crashing through the roof.(I guess they got tired of using the back door *rimshot*) Authorities said the pair is suspected in as many as 50 similar burglaries in the tri-state area. Peep some of Taleon and Keyontyli's brother-on-brother (literally and figuratively) porn shots...-PAUSE! Dipset, no-homo...(This post was pretty much jacked from Take it Outside blog. Check it out, it's pretty dope.)
1 comment:
hilarious..
"whatchu wanna do? i dunno, get another forty, smoke a blunt or some shit..what you got on you? a few pennies and a ball of lint kid.."
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