LORDS OF APATHY

July 27, 2008

Man shoots his lawn mower in cold blood

A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed. According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated. Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted. A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday.

5 comments:

OJW said...

thats bullshit

Anonymous said...

THAT'S Milwaukee

Brad Oz Pitt said...

"So what you do to get in here?" - cell mate
"I shot a lawnmower" - man
"Gangsta." - cell mate

C-Rocka said...

Clearly he was intoxicated or really really hungover (semi-drunk) still...those lights from the camera for the mug shot look like they're just blinding him!

RasTroy said...

THANK YOU MILWAUKEE!