LORDS OF APATHY

September 24, 2008

BACK THAT ASS UP

This alleged thief had to be rushed to hospital last night after being impaled on a fence. The incident took place at the East London museum. The suspect is alleged to have broken down the back door to the museum. The alarm went off, giving him a fright, and he ran away. He climbed a tree and then attempted to jump over the fence. However, he lost his footing and was impaled by one of the spikes on the fence. The man was discovered by a tow truck driver who heard his cries.

6 comments:

2pack O'Coors said...

I would have gone with 'Metal up your Ass.'

But oh man.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Damn... You trumped me on that one...

Wagon Burner said...

haha, it's hard to feel bad for him when it's that funny!

2pack O'Coors said...

You know, this blog post led directly to me listening to Ride the Lightning at full volume and downing beers while working on this one job and I gotta say it really helped me out.

RasTroy said...

I prefer the "Postin' High" title for this...uhh,particular,,web,forum,err....post.

George "The Negrospiritual" Steele said...

I prefer the "Kill 'Em All" album with the track "Jump in the Fire" while sipping a cocktail.


A Red Rimmer Recipe
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot Southern Comfort peach liqueur
fill with sweet and sour mix then bleed out your ass.