LORDS OF APATHY

September 20, 2008

Oklahoma to Blame

Just sayin'




7 comments:

Falcolm-Zamal Narner said...

...so true, it's so clear now

Carlo said...

Check what this guy Reinhardt posted on Google Finance, predicting the exact moment of the crash 2 months in advance and his in-depth explanations.

http://finance.google.com/group/google.finance.983582/browse_thread/thread/aad550b590f931bf

Brad "Gary Payton Yo!" Pitt said...

Speaking of Oklahoma, how lame is the name for the NBA team, Thunder...

I bet the unis and logo will be disgusting...

Falcolm-Zamal Narner said...

Probably due to Okiecoma's alcohol percentage laws no less. Could even drive a white man to move to Japan or name a basketball team after your wife's cellulitis thighs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_laws_of_Oklahoma

Still don't understand the reasoning behind Clayton Bennett obsoleting the Seattle Sonics and starting over in OKC with this Thunder bs. Seriously, wtf?

Brad "Shawn Kemp has Supersperm" Pitt said...

Not only that, I can't believe David Stern let it happen.
If I was KD, I would be pissed, at least Seattle is a major city with some nightlife.

What the fuck does OKC have to offer?
At least Sacramento now has competition for most lame city for visiting teams title...

2pack O'Coors said...

'What the fuck does OKC have to offer?'

Not a motherfucking thing. The last time we flew in we got this hotel with airline miles near OKC's supposed 'artsy neighborhood' or whatever where they got like 'funky' bars and shit like that, you know the deal.

Anyway, so we wake up late from jet lag and go out for lunch. This is directly in the middle of 'Bricktown' across the street from the stadium and I will put my hand on any holy book you choose and swear to you that literally - not joking but literally - the only two things open at lunchtime were Hooters AND A MOTHERFUCKING ARMY RECRUITMENT STATION (we chose Hooters).

OKC is like 200 square miles of the absolute worst things about the USA in my book.

2pack O'Coors said...

Holy fuck, I stand corrected - 622 square miles of soulless city-equivalent-of-Waffle-House and 3.2 beer (which I actually like because I can drink about 300 and just be buzzed).