LORDS OF APATHY

December 17, 2008

JUST SKIP THIS POST ALTOGETHER. GO ON TO THE NEXT ONE, YOU'LL THANK ME FOR IT.

Ok, seriously... Real talk; I'm telling you this as a friend. You are about to see something that will change your life forever -in a horrible, horrible, horrifying awful disturbing revolting way. You have to trust me on this one... You will seriously wish you'd never ever seen this, so dont even bother clicking this link. It's about a BILLION times worse than the new McNuggets commercial. This is some seriously fucked up, disturbing-ass shit that will probably make your life noticeably worse for having seen it. I'm saying, I've attempted to watch it on 3 separate occasions and have only been able to get about 20 seconds deep each time. I honestly haven't even gotten halfway through it before feeling like I immediately need to shut it off, and curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.
I mean, if you're one of those jaded-ass tough guys that thinks he's made of iron then have at it, just don't come whining to me when you can't ever experience happiness again.

13 comments:

boozin sarandon said...

i wish i hadnt seen that

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

SEE! -I told you!!

Rhyme said...

the world has hit a new low.

Ari said...

i got 99 problems but a broken glass in my ass ain't one.

Anonymous said...

i made my bf click on it and we quit eating dinner

C-Rocka said...

Also, NOT WORK SAFE...depending on where you work of course.

Emmanuel said...

I said "Ok, this isn't so bad, a cup in a guys ass. Then I saw it break, and my body involuntarily started making a whimpering sound, followed by dry heaves. Sort of like I saw the devil in the face.

Detroit Murder Dog said...

When I was in college, a guy in my dorm got trashed and thought it would be funny to make a Xerox copy of his ass. He pulled his pants down and literally jumped onto the copier, shattering the glass and spilling blood all over the machine. Two dudes helped him lie face down, ass up (Luther Campbell I see you!) in the bed of a pickup truck so they could drive him to the hospital. His girlfriend tried to drape some sweatpants around him so that he didn't roll baboon-style the whole way. I imagine it's hard to look cool in front of your girl under those circumstances.

hacksaw jim chuggins said...

didn't last one second..

Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering why he used a glass jar. I'm also wondering if he died or not. Also, also, he didnt make a fucking sound.

the sea hag said...

he took that like a champ, casually digging out the glass, then went about his day, maybe this wasn't the first time.

SLiKA said...

so myspace has this link, people that you might know, i see this file, revok? yeah, so i click, and i see your mysapce. . so i start reading and i see 'blogmaster' scoping the material and i come across the 'WARNING: JUST SKIP THE POST' revrse psychology ? anyways. . so im watching. . . im very traumatized!!!! i have seen nasty shit but this is just way too beyond!!! i feel the tears welling up in my eyes!!! im at work freaking the fuck out !!! ugh . . i need a bowl . .

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Dude... I told you not to watch it.