LORDS OF APATHY

January 5, 2009

SENATOR AL FRANKEN

It's official ladies and gentlemen... Our boy Al Franken has officially beaten Republican Reptilian scumbag Norm Coleman out of his senate seat in Minnesota! Naturally, Coleman won't take his beating gracefully and plans on trying to recount the recount. I cannot WAIT for the shit slinging to start from Limbaugh and O'Reilly. -It's gonna be AWESOME!
MINNEAPOLIS - Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of the tight U.S. Senate contest in Minnesota, emerging from a ballot recount with a slim margin over Republican Norm Coleman, a state official said on Sunday. Coleman, the incumbent, is expected to challenge the result in court, and could demand a second recount based on disputes over lost ballots, accusations of double-counting of votes, and the inclusion of some previously excluded absentee ballots in the recount.

3 comments:

Emmanuel said...

I imagine tonight's Bill O'Riely top story is:
"Secret Muslim Rapist and Woman Abuser Al "I'll Kill Your Mother" Franken steals election with liberal media and Jewish ties."

ULAND said...

The guys' just a different flavor of scum, imo..
I just hope out next senator actually lives here for a while before Quimbying our fair state.

Anonymous said...

Don't count all the votes and the Rethuglican wins. Count all the votes and the Democrat wins. SUPRISE! SUPRISE!