LORDS OF APATHY

March 2, 2009

Snoop Joins Nation; Nation Jumps Shark

Rapper and weed enthusiast Snoop Dogg appeared here in Chicago this weekend, claiming that he's a member of the Nation of Islam. Said Snoop: "I'm an advocate for peace, I've been in the peace movement ever since I've been making music." That's true.  Snoop is a regular Cat Stevens with songs like 187, Vato and Pump Pump.  With all due respect, at this point, making appearances with Louis Farrakhan is one step above performing at the Palos Hills Friendship Fest.  Unsurprisingly, fellow irrelevant rap artist Doug E Fresh was also in attendance.  Snoop presented the Nation with a check for a mind-blowing one thousand dollars.  Had I been consulted in advance, I would have made sure Snoop was equipped with an oversize novelty check signed with a dog paw print.  That may have been the only thing that could have made this scene any more preposterous.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's such an idiot but such a hippity-hoppity icon.

Grant said...

Let freedom sing, over mountain ring, the nation of you and me! How proud we are, of our shining star, we live on God to thee! O- patriot love, our home and native land, true patriot love! Our home and native land. Let freedoms in, we live and think and Snoop dogg comes to thee! I- can't believe, the song will never end, never make the first, the longest to the end! All proud to see, the nation free, the money comes to me! Free, national see, in time of you and me, we, fight and be, the type of thing you see! From long and wide to mountainside, we live on for the bee! Oh, land of mine, we are the biggest time, for long ago, we sat upon this line! The line of us, we stood or fuss'd, we knew for-eh-ever we'd be! Col-lapse the night, we stayed up with no fright, our guns were in our arm, we fight for nation light. Good times to be, a nation, see, we saw we see in thee!

hacksaw jim chuggins said...

i love how nobody even questions the fact that he's rocking shades..

Anonymous said...

It's Snoop Dogg in the NIzzle of Iszle for Shizzle

Zac said...

Much love for the Palos Hills shout out