LORDS OF APATHY

June 10, 2009

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?


Wow. Call the coroner because it's a fajita for Nicolas Cage's career. Val Kilmer's is on life support and Eva Mendes is now an official D-lister. This is directed by Werner Herzog, but if you told me that it was directed by Master P, I would believe you. I don't know what's worse: the acting, that someone would put Xzibit in a movie, that Xzibit doesn't hold his gun sideways, or that this is a "conceptual" sequel to the incredible Harvey Keitel movie of the same name? Let me save everyone a lot of trouble and just go straight to Blockbuster with this one.

7 comments:

hacksaw jim chuggins said...

wait what in the fuk? and it's directed by jerkoff werner herzog? and it's real? it better be some naked gun type comedy otherwise my confusion will quickly turn to anger..keitel should punch every person involved in the teeth...

almightysultan said...

pretty sure nick cage is the jerkoff.
Herzog is bomb as fuck, but that movie looks terrible.

Anonymous said...

Yeah i have been pissed about this one for quite a bit. found out when he was remaking Bangkok Dangerous, another turd of a remake. Instead of having the main character be deaf, Thai and Mute, they make him terrible actor Nicholas Cage.

hacksaw jim chuggins said...

herzog is one of those directors that everyone pretends they like but nobody can recall the name of a single movie he made..

Anonymous said...

Harvey fucking Keitel should go cowboy and kill every fucking actor in this movie and all the production fools and director.

MAC said...
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MAC said...

Herzog's Stroszek is actually one of my favorite movies