June 23, 2009

CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY... (to the Appalachian Trail)

Sometimes you just have to get away... from the state that you govern. Republican South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford disappeared earlier this week, no one including his wife or staff knew where he was. It has now been reported that he was alone hiking along the appalachian trail.

UPDATE: Now hes saying he was in Argentina

Cant wait for the real story to come out, but for now lets speculate in the comments.


Anonymous said...

peotee and meth induced midget hooker orgy/ wrestling match

Rocky Rococo said...

meth has to be in there somewhere.

Detroit Murder Dog said...

My money is on a Deliverance-themed fantasy camp.