June 3, 2009
TALKING POINTS MEMO: WHO'S HOTTER THAN ROSARIO DAWSON?
During an impromptu debate tournament of hot celeb vs. hot celeb, LOA staffer Kid Lover posed the question "Who's hotter than Rosario Dawson?". Although it seems like there should be an answer to this, I've yet to come up with a solid candidate 24-odd hours later. So who do we got? -I'm baffled. Write answers in the comments below.
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natalie portman
Nope... Who else you got?
I cant think of anyone hotter then Rosario Dawson.... maybe just Jessica Alba
p.s I tried post a picture of Rosario and one of Alba, but i guess you cant.
Yeah, that's kindof who I had in mind, but I don't think either one of them is solidly hotter than the other... Plus you have to take the Prego-factor into consideration. She's probably not the same after all that.
How about Eva Mendez
Yeah, I'm missing the boat on the Anne Hathaway thing, but I've heard other people with decent taste claiming that, so I'll just chalk it up to different strokes/ folks.
Eva Mendez is a strong contender... We actually had her going head-to-head with J-Lo (both in their prime) and it pretty much ended up being a draw.
But Eva vs Rosario... Tough call, but I think I'm still leaning Rosario.
Jessica Biel has been a popular pic as well, but I'm gonna have to overrule that motion. Hot yes, Hotter -no.
How about Monica Bellucci (Maybe in her prime)
Not bad... Not bad at all. I'm actually backing that one as a strong contender.
the only name that even comes close is Monica Bellucci. can't even believe some of these others were mentioned. snickerdoodles, im surprised you havent pulled up one those "Umi, Maeoki or Kazumi's" that you so frequently posted. im sure if you looked back at past few months your bound to find a number of contenders.
Well yeah, obviously. But I was saying more like the mainstream household name-ish Hollywood-ish types.
obviously...
Maybe this blows my cover, but here is my first contender.
Shannyn Sossamon
zooey deschanel?
I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
what about freida pinto, i still cant stop thinking about her, and neither should you
tia carrere
I was about to disagree with the Adriana Lima call on the grounds of having fake tits, but after a quick Google image search, fuck it, she's gorgeous... I'm also gonna concur with the O.G. Laetitia Casta submission as well. I've launched many half-boners on both of their behalf(s).
Heidi Klum -No Doubt hot, but kind of typical boring hot... Tia Carrere, -yeah super hot, but her Playboy shoot bored me to tears. I expect more from her. Especially if she's trying to be hotter than Rosario.
Church.
I'm shocked that nobody has mentioned this, but Megan Fox has Rosario Dawson handled. I almost got divorced after seeing the preview for Transformers 2. Monica Bellucci is a HOFer. Dawson is Rajon Rondo compared to Bellucci's Magic Johnson.
i'm gonna have to side with detroit murder dog on the megan fox call..
I think Megan Fox gets disqualified on the grounds of biting Angelina Jolie so hard -who I feel is also hella overrated. Plus, have you peeped Megan Fox's thumbs lately? Try blocking that out next time your having a Megan Fox HJ fantasy.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chicagoround.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/thumbkj4.png&imgrefurl=http://chicagoround.net/%3Fp%3D65&h=396&w=254&sz=208&tbnid=wzSJki34UhU0SM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=80&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMegan%2BFox%2Bthumbs&usg=__G5wEoTDCu6ukXIfRaQePsoVeauE=&ei=tgAoSt6ZIZCMtgPzkNhH&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=2&ct=image
Megan Fox's midget thumbs have already been exorcized from my mind. If you are going to DQ MFox, you have to do it on the basis of her awful tattoos. Real talk for a minute, if you watch this video and don't have to make a pants adjustment, you are gay:
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video
To address some previous entries:
Shannyn Sossamon -I'm feeling her. She's got a little exotic thing going on. She seems like she could have some mental or emotional issues that would result in her being a total nympho, so that's cool also. However she falls short of Rosario's blazing hotness in my humble opinion.
Frieda Pinto: I think we have a contender here. She's bad to the bone. (emphasis 'bone')
I think if Shannyn Sossamon copped some Rosario cleavage it would be a closer call. But she's on some crazy-freak shit, and named her baby Audioscience. It be rad to get that chick pregnant just so that my first baby would be named Seismograph.
I'm also going to veto Megan Fox. Nothing special I say.
I can't get behind Rosario Dawson because she bears a remarkable resemblance to a (male) writer I know.
*Correction, I can get behind it, but not fully behind.
I have a new entry, I think this one is a prize fighter.
Sarah Shahi
Half Persian, half viagra.
http://tinyurl.com/qyhux2
Emanuelle Chirqui. She's a contender for sheezay.
tia carrere i think had two playboy shoots.. (i think)
im gonna just throw this out there.. im not sure how i feel about it, but.. sasha grey in a hate fuck kind of way. she reminds of an early jennifer connelly.. also, what about salma hyeck? i feel like i used my best to qualify for the finals now i've got nothing.
Olga Kurylenko. She's got that Boom-Boom-POW! if you know what I mean...
NO-FUCKING-BODY is hotter.
Nobody.
Possibles are
Ana falchi
Jacquiline Bisset in her prime.
Alexa Loren is hot but not as...
Amber Rose is hot
Melyssa Ford
Katt denings
Jesica Biel, but they are not even close to a prime-not skinny Rosario Dawson.
Shes a killer.
phonejaxx is right. nobody is hotter than rosario.
Selma Hayek is barly hotter. Barly...
Megan Fox...When i saw her thumbs for the frist time in the Transformers movie i was disgusted. Thinking of it now just made me throw up a bit.
How about Scarlett Johansson, Roselyn Sanchez, and for the win Angelina Jolie!
Scarlette Johansson
Since some of these are B and C listers might as well throw the dad from Growing Pains' kid's boo Paula Patton in the ring. zFine as shit
S-Jo: I think you can make a serious case for Scarlett Johanson, But I feel like she has a higher fixer-upper quotient than Rosario. -Meaning, sans makeup in regular clothes, at the grocery store etc. she's probably gonna fly under the hot radar. But I bet first thing in the morning, no makeup, hair all fucked up Rosario still looks like a million bucks.
Paula Patton: Good call on that one. I definitely read the credits at the end of Idlewild to find out who that was and promptly did a google image search. She's mega-hot but I'm still thinking Rosario takes her out in the final rounds.
I'd also like to make a late nomination for a LOA favorite, Lauren London. Thoughts anyone?
bump JESSICA ALBA...(also, natalie portman is finer than rosario, even with the shaved dome in V for Vendetta)..HOLLA
I've got one question that will blow that whole Natalie Portman campaign out of the water:
Who would look better naked?
It's a no-brainer dude. Case closed.
Ana Falchi, Alexa Loren, Esther baxter, Melyssa Ford, Kat Dennings, Cassie and Jaqueline Bisset in her prime, all fly as fuck in my book, but none hold a candle to a unskinny old-school Rosario. Get your bars up niggas. Chuuuuuuch.
.....and Jessica Biel. Pure Stallion.
.....and Jessica Biel. Pure Stallion.
emmanuelle chriqui
Noemie Lenoir is strong contender, but not with her super-short hair.
Giselle, Adrianna Lima and Victoria Silvstedt are all hotter. No comparison.
emmanuelle chiqui(sp?) is def hot. i just googled her and you wouldn't necessarily toss her on a list from it, but in zohan she was hot as hell.
i don't think anyone listed is on par with rosario. she's original fine and she seems mad cool (a massive plus in my opinion...jessica alba is hot as hell, but she's irritatingly phoney).
i've wanted to do her since i watched her in Kids. yup. my high school history teacher showed us that movie in class. i want to rub my clit on hers. HA!
how about ellen?
i'mabout to rambo this whole 56-comments-reply-to-blog-post shit...
HALLE BERRY.
peace out!
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