Alright, how 'bout this:"Although I am a Caucasian-American and our racial intermingling may be seen by some as sort of taboo, the sexual, fellatiatic signals that you're sending me via that banana make me want to disregard such anachronistic taboo, and engage in intercourse with you."
"Is that my dick in your mouth, or are you just happy to see me?"
Ayo, why is my man wearing a bottle opener around his neck?
"Can I keep the banana skin?"
"hhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. my name is carl."
Dude#1: "I rolls dolo from state to state, tryna connect with those who make it like I make it."Chick#1: "Oh yeah? Ima have to drop a dime on this motherfucka."
white dude:"girl, lemme hard body your face"black girl:"thats whassup"
I've never had a lampshade made of female negro skin.
"bitch you put the ass in potassium"thats all i got and it's not even funny. A lot of you need to step your caption game up, real caption contest talk.
"I wish I had a Kiwi so bad right now."
"Oh Hey, uh..I see you like.. uh...White Bananas"
Nice mouth ya got there. We should FUUUUUCK.
guy:can i run my fingers through your hair while you look up at me?girl:touch my weave motha fucka ima bite your shit off like a celery stalk and throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again!
Smells like up dog in here???
Ya know they don't call us woods for just any old reason...riiiighht.....
Yea if course I love the Cosby show. Shoobie doobie doo...
whats the difference between a mouth and an anus
girlfriend youz doin' itz alll wong.
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