LORDS OF APATHY

April 11, 2010

LOA Caption Contest

Winner gets deez nuts. Seriously, though, let's hear the captions.

21 comments:

The Pressure™ said...

Alright, how 'bout this:

"Although I am a Caucasian-American and our racial intermingling may be seen by some as sort of taboo, the sexual, fellatiatic signals that you're sending me via that banana make me want to disregard such anachronistic taboo, and engage in intercourse with you."

Anonymous said...

"Is that my dick in your mouth, or are you just happy to see me?"

Anonymous said...

Ayo, why is my man wearing a bottle opener around his neck?

Anonymous said...

"Can I keep the banana skin?"

SKIRIE said...

"OH DIBS!"

Anonymous said...

"hhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. my name is carl."

Anonymous said...

Dude#1: "I rolls dolo from state to state, tryna connect with those who make it like I make it."

Chick#1: "Oh yeah? Ima have to drop a dime on this motherfucka."

Anonymous said...

white dude:
"girl, lemme hard body your face"

black girl:
"thats whassup"

phoneJAXX said...

I've never had a lampshade made of female negro skin.

Anonymous said...

"bitch you put the ass in potassium"

thats all i got and it's not even funny. A lot of you need to step your caption game up, real caption contest talk.

Ali said...

"I wish I had a Kiwi so bad right now."

EYE WITNESS said...

"Oh Hey, uh..I see you like.. uh...White Bananas"

NED said...

"You're Appealing"

faxer said...

Nice mouth ya got there. We should FUUUUUCK.

faxer said...

guy:can i run my fingers through your hair while you look up at me?

girl:touch my weave motha fucka ima bite your shit off like a celery stalk and throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again!

Anonymous said...

Smells like up dog in here???

Anonymous said...

Ya know they don't call us woods for just any old reason...riiiighht.....

Anonymous said...

Yea if course I love the Cosby show. Shoobie doobie doo...

Anonymous said...

congo dongo

oakley said...

whats the difference between a mouth and an anus

Ma-honeys said...

girlfriend youz doin' itz alll wong.