April 17, 2010
Great job guys! You nabbed the infamous hardcore criminal that paints cute little cat faces all over the city! You must be really proud of such an impressive display of law enforcement- 7 sheriffs in riot gear wielding shotguns! (I'm sure that's not costing taxpayers much). Except for... um... well... Here's the thing; although the news has already been judge, jury and executioner here, this guy hasn't actually been convicted of shit. So make sure that when the judge throws this one out of court for lack of evidence, you guys do a 3-minute, prime-time expose' on that also.