LORDS OF APATHY

April 23, 2011

OMG the Royal Wedding!

Damn, can I watch TV for 2 seconds without hearing about this bullshit? Everyone is falling all over themselves to talk about how beautiful this girl is. She's 29 but looks 39. Is this really what is passing for beautiful these days? Think about this for a second: Prince William is the heir to the throne, he has unlimited money and is one of the most famous people in the UK. THIS is the best he can come up with?! I just spent 5 minutes on Michigan Avenue and came up on 10 girls that are hotter than this. Is the UK just filled with busted girls? I give this a 4 out of 10. What say you LOA?

7 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

If I was Prince Billy, I'd make a list of the top 20 or 30 hottest chicks I could think of. Then, I'd have my personal assistant set up meetings with all of them. Invariably, about 25% of them will have shitty attitudes so they're done. The rest, I rank in order and then just go down the list; boom boom boom. Try to fuck as many of them as possible and see what's what. In the end I'd realize that I'm royalty and I can basically do whatever the fuck I want. Then decide not to marry any of them and just ride off into the sunset like a fucking gangster.
Real Talk...

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

-And Brittain's own, Gemma Arterton, would be on that list.

Grizzly my Nizzly said...

Kermit the Frog ass bitch. What the fuck you doing getting married when you got that scrooge mcduck skrilla?

nicherism said...

soz, but i would smash on that blueblood ass stat (nfn but the captcha on this comment is "gizmen". fitting, no?)

Anonymous said...

She resembles Larry Hagman

Anonymous said...

Pill it and drill it!

Red Fox said...

I hate this royal wedding business, but I've got to disagree with you... She is absurdly fine. You're crazy.