LORDS OF APATHY

May 11, 2011

CHUD OR NO CHUD?: LUCY DAVIS

Here it is you sick fucks. Prepare to get your collective wigs peeled back as you try to wrap your disgusting minds around this special 2011 'Chud or No Chud' discussion. So seriously, -real talk; would you bone Dawn from 'The Office'? (note, this is the original BBC 'The Office', not the American one) 
It is important to note that this is a tricky one, you might want to delve deeper into a google image search before you make your final verdict... 
Good luck.
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A few rules for your evaluation:The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Gemma Arterton.• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is- so long as that shit stays on Downlow. -Think Snookie.• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Greta Van Susteren. In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Lucy Davis falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants!!

13 comments:

bastion of suffering said...

I hate fuck Greta Van Susteren....

bastion of suffering said...

*I'd* (I have yet to)

Anonymous said...

Is this the fat or skinny version? I peeped her on Google and in her wedding photos she looks like a fit bird; but more recently she's just gross. If we're talking wedding day Lucy Davis, I put her at maybe a notch above CHUD (but certainly not hot; more like "adequate"). If this is May 11, 2011 Lucy Davis, I'm going sub-CHUD and walking with my dignity.

platinumseagulls said...

I let this one simmer for a moment after taking in the google image search, and I'm going sub-CHUD on this one. There's something disconcerting going on with her, I can't nail it down, but it's most likely that her boobs appear to ankle socks filled with pennies.

Anonymous said...

totes Chud, bro.

Anonymous said...

chudtitus of the face..not sub-chud tho

Taco said...

Corr mate, this is a question I've often asked myself. I would have to say Chud. She is kind of sexy in a moody, disinterested, frumpy English bird sort of way.

Kieran said...

Chud no doubt, I'd hit it on the downlow regularly. Standards are for losers.

freightman said...

Wow, people really are not feeling this lady huh? Nobody even cares enough to comment. Well, I did a bit of scientific internet sleuthing and there is at least 1 google image shot where LD looks something like the Bachelor's Emily Maynard. That chic is a 9(for a blonde), pretty much all week long. So, I guess through grainy osmosis that make Lucy Davis a 6 and therefore Chudwithable. Numbers don't lie.

faxer said...

if shes down for the ATM im widdit.

boozin sarandon said...

thats a lot of forehead

C Bezzle said...

She has a nice body. I've seen her dolled up at award shows and she cleans up well. I'd throw it in for shizz.

Anonymous said...

no way.