HOT ALIEN TRANNY PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTER DuJOUR

Hey, you guys know what's fucking AWESOME? Answer: Plastic surgery... -That's right, you thought I was gonna go the other way on this one, but I'm not. This is incredible! To know that a surgeon is capable of taking all of your fucked up insecurities and using that as the medium to create a horrific alien tranny sculpture from those insecurities is really quite amazing when you think about it. This person decides at some point in their life, "Today's the day I'm gonna make my entire face look like dogshit. I'm gonna supersize my fucking mouth/ lips area to make that shit like 300% bigger. Then I'm gonna supersize my eyeballs so that it balances off the lower half of my creepy-ass face. And, last but not least, I'm gonna widen-out my eyebrows to just tie the whole fucking thing together, and voila! -Master-Fucking-Piece!

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to this face staring at you, inches away from your own? 

Utterly terrifying.