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Showing posts with label Plastic Surgery Disasters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plastic Surgery Disasters. Show all posts
December 12, 2011
December 10, 2011
STRONG BEAUTIFUL BLACK SISTA: JODIE MARSH
Here's what she used to look like when she was a nasty slutty white sista. (Looks like somebody discovered John Boehner's top secret US millitary tanning salon :( )
June 28, 2011
HOT ALIEN TRANNY PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTER DuJOUR
Hey, you guys know what's fucking AWESOME? Answer: Plastic surgery... -That's right, you thought I was gonna go the other way on this one, but I'm not. This is incredible! To know that a surgeon is capable of taking all of your fucked up insecurities and using that as the medium to create a horrific alien tranny sculpture from those insecurities is really quite amazing when you think about it. This person decides at some point in their life, "Today's the day I'm gonna make my entire face look like dogshit. I'm gonna supersize my fucking mouth/ lips area to make that shit like 300% bigger. Then I'm gonna supersize my eyeballs so that it balances off the lower half of my creepy-ass face. And, last but not least, I'm gonna widen-out my eyebrows to just tie the whole fucking thing together, and voila! -Master-Fucking-Piece!
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to this face staring at you, inches away from your own?
Utterly terrifying.
February 19, 2009
LAND OF CONFUSION.
I was just thinking the other day about how all the celebrities with fucked-up face plastic surgery reminded me of this video. These dudes should do an updated version of this with Kenny Rogers, Joan Rivers, Lil' Kim, Stallone, Mickey Roarke, Lisa Rinna, and that crazy cat-face lady.
November 14, 2008
IN YO' FACE!! (Plastic Surgery Disasters)
A Korean woman addicted to plastic surgery has been left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face.
Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face. Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful. Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder. When she returned home to Korea the surgery meant Hang's features had changed so much that her own parents didn't recognise her. After realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. Once again the possibility that Hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment. However, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways.
Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject. When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body. As Hang's notoriety spread she was featured on Korean TV. Viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face. During the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang's face and 200g from her neck. After several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured. And it would seem that even Hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back.
Hang Mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to Japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face. Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful. Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder. When she returned home to Korea the surgery meant Hang's features had changed so much that her own parents didn't recognise her. After realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. Once again the possibility that Hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment. However, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways.
Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject. When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body. As Hang's notoriety spread she was featured on Korean TV. Viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face. During the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang's face and 200g from her neck. After several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured. And it would seem that even Hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back.
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