HOT ALIEN TRANNY PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTER DuJOUR

Hey, you guys know what's fucking AWESOME? Answer: Plastic surgery... -That's right, you thought I was gonna go the other way on this one, but I'm not. This is incredible! To know that a surgeon is capable of taking all of your fucked up insecurities and using that as the medium to create a horrific alien tranny sculpture from those insecurities is really quite amazing when you think about it. This person decides at some point in their life, "Today's the day I'm gonna make my entire face look like dogshit. I'm gonna supersize my fucking mouth/ lips area to make that shit like 300% bigger. Then I'm gonna supersize my eyeballs so that it balances off the lower half of my creepy-ass face. And, last but not least, I'm gonna widen-out my eyebrows to just tie the whole fucking thing together, and voila! -Master-Fucking-Piece!

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to this face staring at you, inches away from your own? 

Utterly terrifying.

ALIEN VAGINA

Someone was really on the ball when they capitalized on making these Avatar-model fleshlights. Way before I saw this, I'd ALWAYS think about 'what if the world was really like that late 80's TV show Alien Nation?'  I mean, not those specific aliens per se; but some type of generic 2-arms, 2 legs, head-type humanoid aliens.  I guarantee you there's gonna be X% of the population thats totally gonna have a bizarre alien fetish.  Who knows, maybe the alien chicks would be way hotter than human chicks? I dunno... Wether they were hot, or super spooky looking, there'd always be some amount of people that's just down for some freaky-ass alien sex no matter what they looked like. I wonder if over time people would get so accustomed to the idea that it'd just be a completely normal thing to do.  Anyways, here's what these sick fucks imagined an Avatar pussy would look like:

Notice the triangular architecture of this sleek Avatar-style Vajay-jay; -as well as the ultra-modern dual tri-clitoris features.  I don't know about you guys, but I was just beginning to master my human-style fleshlight, and now they're gonna go and re-invent the wheel on me?  Fuck... Back to the old drawing board I guess...