WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY

I actually thought that this was a computer-generated horror movie special effects monster at first glance:

WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY -BONUS ROUND!

Looks like you guys got Upgrayedd-ed with a double dose of non-birth defecty, perfectly normal white babies. Rejoice...

WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS!

I heard from a reliable source that if you say "bloody Mary" 3 times while looking directly into a white baby's eyes, it will steal your soul, and when you die, you will be trapped in the netherworld for all eternity. (It works with jpeg images posted on blogs also; so beware!)

WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY-BONUS ROUND!

GOD-DAMN you motherfuckers are getting hooked up! This week's WBW is off the chain son! Peep this lil' stunner that our boy Remy from Rancho just laced us with...

Call me crazy, but there's absolutely no convincing me otherwise... This little fucker can start fires with his mind. I believe that.

#NoHomo / #NoIncest / #NoHorseplay

American Exceptionalism. Mad denim son.

JERRY SANDUSKY: CREEPY-ASS SCUMBAG

Using Jerry Sandusky as a baseline for justified outrage over pedophilia: The proportional response to the Pope/ Catholic church should be dropping a nuclear bomb on the Vatican. Actually, maybe 3 or 4 nuclear bombs.
Footnote: Bob Costas conducted this creepy-ass interview about as professionally as it could have possibly been done. Good Job.

HOT ALIEN TRANNY PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTER DuJOUR

Hey, you guys know what's fucking AWESOME? Answer: Plastic surgery... -That's right, you thought I was gonna go the other way on this one, but I'm not. This is incredible! To know that a surgeon is capable of taking all of your fucked up insecurities and using that as the medium to create a horrific alien tranny sculpture from those insecurities is really quite amazing when you think about it. This person decides at some point in their life, "Today's the day I'm gonna make my entire face look like dogshit. I'm gonna supersize my fucking mouth/ lips area to make that shit like 300% bigger. Then I'm gonna supersize my eyeballs so that it balances off the lower half of my creepy-ass face. And, last but not least, I'm gonna widen-out my eyebrows to just tie the whole fucking thing together, and voila! -Master-Fucking-Piece!

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to this face staring at you, inches away from your own? 

Utterly terrifying.

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY