The NBA locked out its players this week. Most of my day is spent reading and talking about basketball, so I'm sure this will be the most productive period of my life. Since Friday morning, I read some books, mixed down my demo tape, learned Mandarin and prestiged 4 times in Black Ops. With all of this extra time on my hands, I think I'll launch that airbrushed tee business I've always talked about. That David Stern joint was a 1 of 1, so please don't ask if I can make any more.