Literally Everyone Is Doing It

I once spoke on a music panel and made the comment that so many people rap because the barrier to entry is low. Apparently the barrier to entry is now subterranean. At this point, is there anyone on the planet who doesn't rap? Your boy Allen Samuels turns on the metronome and puts Atlantic City on his back with this gem. I haven't heard lyrics this complex since I last sang "Happy Birthday."