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Literally Everyone Is Doing It

I once spoke on a music panel and made the comment that so many people rap because the barrier to entry is low. Apparently the barrier to entry is now subterranean. At this point, is there anyone on the planet who doesn't rap? Your boy Allen Samuels turns on the metronome and puts Atlantic City on his back with this gem. I haven't heard lyrics this complex since I last sang "Happy Birthday."

Word to Jay-Z

This ain't for iTunes, this ain't for sing-along

This is Sinatra at the opera, bring a blonde

Preferably with a fat ass who can sing a song

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY/ GREEN ENERGY MONDAY : 'GO HARD'

I had this really good idea on how to produce green energy. Basically what it is, is I'd invent these earbud- style headphones with tiny turbines on the inside.  How it would work is every time I heard some horrible rapping, the sound would be funneled into the earbuds and the kinetic energy caused by the horrible rap would turn the turbines and produce pure carbon-free green energy.  My guess is, at the rate the recording industry is going, we should be off of petroleum-based fuels by thursday.  (By the way, nobody steal my idea, that shit's patent pending motherfucker...) (Good lookin' out Playboy Kenny!)

TWO PERCENT MILK: THE RAP

"MAC or PC": WHITE PEOPLE RAPPING ABOUT COMPUTERS