LORDS OF APATHY

August 10, 2011

Literally Everyone Is Doing It


I once spoke on a music panel and made the comment that so many people rap because the barrier to entry is low. Apparently the barrier to entry is now subterranean. At this point, is there anyone on the planet who doesn't rap? Your boy Allen Samuels turns on the metronome and puts Atlantic City on his back with this gem. I haven't heard lyrics this complex since I last sang "Happy Birthday."

1 comment:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

You know what? Yeah this song is fucking horrible, but it's actually on par with the music industry's status quo- level mediocrity, which actually makes it pretty good considering this guy has absolutely no business trying to rap. But fuck it, he went for his, and kinda killed it. I think this dude could easily handle Envy in an Iron Mic battle.