LORDS OF APATHY

December 15, 2011

THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL OF THE DAY.


Jerry Sandusky's new lawyer offered up an interesting explanation for the former Penn State defensive coordinator's habits of showering with young boys.

"Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills... Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills, like how to put soap on their body."

Perfect. Off the hook now we can stop talking about this amazing human being.

4 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Hygene skills... Damn, I never thought of that... Ok, cool, let him go.

Anonymous said...

So by hygiene he means buttsex.

boozin sarandon said...

thank god this piece of shit managed to hire himself the worst lawyer of all time

"Anonymous" said...

I hope someone in jail teaches him how to put soap on his body, and other basic life skills like dropping the soap.