Jerry Sandusky's new lawyer offered up an interesting explanation for the former Penn State defensive coordinator's habits of showering with young boys.
"Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills... Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills, like how to put soap on their body."
Perfect. Off the hook now we can stop talking about this amazing human being.