In just it's 3rd week online, LOA's White Baby Wednesdays is the second most viewed topic on the internet in total views and return visits; trending just behind that whole Joseph Kony thing. It's pretty safe to say that 2012 will be remembered as the year of the White Baby. Despite the overwhelming popularity of WBWs, the column has been no stranger to controversy. Many feel that WBWs unfairly excludes non-white creepy babies. As Editor in Chief of Lords of Apathy, I'd just like to say that this idea is preposterous. After all, some of my best friends were white babies. Let me just clear the air; at LOA we don't discriminate based on race or gender or sexual orientation. If a flaming homo Chinaman wanted to write for the blog I'd say do your thing homie, I'm not mad at that one bit. At LOA, we believe that all babies are precious, but only white babies are capable of achieving the unique Steve Buscemi / Yoda / Mitch McConnell look that's sooo hot right now.