I actually thought that this was a computer-generated horror movie special effects monster at first glance:
Showing posts with label White Babies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label White Babies. Show all posts
September 19, 2012
August 8, 2012
July 18, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY
Happy 'hump day' / White Baby Wednesday y'all...(No homo / No Sandusky)
SO FUCKING CREEPY
INFANT UNICORN WHITE BABY
IT SKIPPED A GENERATION
SECRET SOCIETY, TRYIN TO KEEP THEIR EYE(s) ON ME
CLASS OF 1974 WHITE BABY GRADUATES
June 27, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY: A ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION
Hear what these adult whites have to say about their fellow white baby offspring.
May 31, 2012
WHITE BABY TATTOO THURSDAY
I guess the meme of White Baby Wednesday has soaked so deeply into popular culture that white baby portraits are becoming the new pin-up girls and gypsy lady heads for tattoo havers. I've actually got an appointment with my tattoo artist to get a white baby piece on my lower back. I just need to decide if I want to put a tribal or keltic knot frame around it. What do you guys think?
May 2, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY! -(now with 100% less birth defects)
I was thinking of changing it up a bit this week and re-naming it 'White Baby Hump Day', but in the wake of last week's WBW DEBOCLE, I decided to play it mellow. Plus I didn't want a bunch of Catholic priests up in here jacking off via an errant google search...-You sick, sick motherfuckers.
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY -BONUS ROUND!
Looks like you guys got Upgrayedd-ed with a double dose of non-birth defecty, perfectly normal white babies. Rejoice...
April 25, 2012
April 18, 2012
April 11, 2012
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April 4, 2012
March 28, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS ARE BACK!!
And you thought you were gonna escape... You can't escape white babies. They can't be stopped!!
Somebody get Stephen King on the phone. Not only do I think somebody's selling his product to the local sperm bank, but I also think I've got an idea for a new book. It's called 'Fucked-up Baby Werewolves©'
His parents claim that this is a baby, but I swear that this dude tried to sell me a Ford Tempo at a used car dealership a few years ago. -Except he was adult size then.
I can just look at this kid's face and know that he's gonna grow up to be a major asshole.
March 21, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS!
I heard from a reliable source that if you say "bloody Mary" 3 times while looking directly into a white baby's eyes, it will steal your soul, and when you die, you will be trapped in the netherworld for all eternity. (It works with jpeg images posted on blogs also; so beware!)
March 20, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS-BONUS ROUND!
Today's WBW bonus round is compliments of Brian K. -Good looking out B!
I'm doing everything I can to avoid saying the words 'white devil baby' but this kid is clearly throwing up the satan horns here (either that or he is repping his MS13 set). So Im just gonna cap this sentence off by saying don't be racist . Racism in not acceptable or funny... (Except sometimes, -when it is.) (And also, don't let your baby join an ultra-violent Salvadoran street gang. -Especially if your baby is white).
March 14, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS-BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
In just it's 3rd week online, LOA's White Baby Wednesdays is the second most viewed topic on the internet in total views and return visits; trending just behind that whole Joseph Kony thing. It's pretty safe to say that 2012 will be remembered as the year of the White Baby. Despite the overwhelming popularity of WBWs, the column has been no stranger to controversy. Many feel that WBWs unfairly excludes non-white creepy babies. As Editor in Chief of Lords of Apathy, I'd just like to say that this idea is preposterous. After all, some of my best friends were white babies. Let me just clear the air; at LOA we don't discriminate based on race or gender or sexual orientation. If a flaming homo Chinaman wanted to write for the blog I'd say do your thing homie, I'm not mad at that one bit. At LOA, we believe that all babies are precious, but only white babies are capable of achieving the unique Steve Buscemi / Yoda / Mitch McConnell look that's sooo hot right now.
Enjoy!:
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY-BONUS ROUND!
GOD-DAMN you motherfuckers are getting hooked up! This week's WBW is off the chain son! Peep this lil' stunner that our boy Remy from Rancho just laced us with...
Call me crazy, but there's absolutely no convincing me otherwise... This little fucker can start fires with his mind. I believe that.
March 7, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS ARE BACK!!
You thought White Baby Wednesdays were just gonna be a 'one and done' type of affair? -Hell no son, we're in this for the long haul, yeenknow? Our boy Hitch Mologna just emailed us this stunner white-baby and back story to set off this week's White Baby Wednesday!-Good looking out Hitch!:
"So i hooked up with this girl a few years back at an out of town wedding, and we ended up adding each other on facebook. talked a couple times, she lived 8 hours away, so the convo ended fairly quick. about a year later she's got all these pics of her and a new bf, and then just a few months ago she posted pics of their new baby! hahah thank god i didn't pursue that overly fertile drunken wedding encounter). anyway, her baby looks like ET. heres the most recent update from her...
..i'm pretty sure i can find homelier pictures than this one if i take the time to scroll through 16 albums of her ugly 2 month old... thats a shit ton of ugly baby pics in two months.."
yours truly,
Hitch Mologna
Remember to send all White Baby Wednesday submissions to lordsofapathy@gmail.com and be sure to write 'White Baby Wednesdays' in the subject line.
-Godspeed
"So i hooked up with this girl a few years back at an out of town wedding, and we ended up adding each other on facebook. talked a couple times, she lived 8 hours away, so the convo ended fairly quick. about a year later she's got all these pics of her and a new bf, and then just a few months ago she posted pics of their new baby! hahah thank god i didn't pursue that overly fertile drunken wedding encounter). anyway, her baby looks like ET. heres the most recent update from her...
..i'm pretty sure i can find homelier pictures than this one if i take the time to scroll through 16 albums of her ugly 2 month old... thats a shit ton of ugly baby pics in two months.."
yours truly,
Hitch Mologna
Remember to send all White Baby Wednesday submissions to lordsofapathy@gmail.com and be sure to write 'White Baby Wednesdays' in the subject line.
-Godspeed
February 29, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS!
It's official, I'm making White Baby Wednesdays an regular column on LOA, but I need your help. Now I know what you're thinking: 'How can I get involved in White Baby Wednesdays?' Well it's actually quite simple. Keep a watchful eye out for white babies -they're everywhere. If you see one that's exceptionally creepy, snap a quick phone pic of it and send it to your boy Snickerdoodles at lordsofapathy@gmail.com .
Get it crackin!
February 27, 2012
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