Showing posts with label Christ-Like Crusin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christ-Like Crusin. Show all posts
January 3, 2011
April 2, 2010
CHRIST-LIKE CRUSIN (I'M NOT JOKING)
Hey B-Shoc, guess what the world does not need? Go on, take a guess... The answer is: A FUCKING 5-MINUTE LONG RAP SONG ABOUT YOU DRIVING AROUND WITH JESUS IN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE LIME GREEN DORKMOBILE. What I don't get is why even bother trying to be cool and mega-christian at the same time? Pick one of those things and go nuts dude, but please spare me the awkward cultural crossover. It's beyond painful. My guess is that if Jesus did come back probably one of the absolute last things on his 'to do' list would be hanging out with you and your dumb car. Jesus wouldnt give a fuck about you or your terrible rapping. In fact, I bet he'd be pissed that you ever conceived of doing something so phenomenally stupid in his name.
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