WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY! -(now with 100% less birth defects)

I was thinking of changing it up a bit this week and re-naming it 'White Baby Hump Day', but in the wake of last week's WBW DEBOCLE, I decided to play it mellow.  Plus I didn't want a bunch of Catholic priests up in here jacking off via an errant google search...-You sick, sick motherfuckers.

CHRISTIANITY IS SOOO GAY

This is how your boy Pope Ratzinger gets down...

NEW LOA CATHOLIC PEDOFILES SCREENSAVER!

In a shrewd P.R. move, ex-Nazi, Pope Joseph Ratzinger, has decided to unveil the Vatican's new Youth "Outreach" Program. This was done in an effort to detract from the Pope's/ the church's sordid history of exonerating Catholic priests who are known statutory rapists.

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THE POPE SPREADS AIDS IN AFRICA

It's kind of weird that the ex-Nazi leader of the Catholic church is actively promoting stone age superstitions that are tantamount to population control. In light of the AIDS epidemic in Africa, saying this kind of shit in spite of the documented scientific facts on the relationship between AIDS prevention and comdom usage, is fucking outrageous. It's impossible to be this ignorant. I guess killing a few million Africans is worth it in exchange for selling your snake-oil religion to a dying continent.

THE POPE IS HERE!!!-(YAWN...)

You mean to tell me that the ex-Nazi / current leader of the Vatican, -The organization who didn't bother denouncing the Nazis during WWII, because they were too busy laundering their money, and helping them as they slaughtered millions of Jews (I.E. non-Catholics), is in town?... SWEET! -The Same dude who insists people don't use condoms despite the fact that Africa is ravaged by AIDS. -Yeah, him. When you're done spreading joy throughout the land, why dont you go back to figuring out different ways to reassign all the priests who rape little boys so that they can avoid being prosecuted... -You know; -like how Jesus would do...