LORDS OF APATHY

April 2, 2010

CHRIST-LIKE CRUSIN (I'M NOT JOKING)

Hey B-Shoc, guess what the world does not need? Go on, take a guess... The answer is: A FUCKING 5-MINUTE LONG RAP SONG ABOUT YOU DRIVING AROUND WITH JESUS IN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE LIME GREEN DORKMOBILE. What I don't get is why even bother trying to be cool and mega-christian at the same time? Pick one of those things and go nuts dude, but please spare me the awkward cultural crossover. It's beyond painful. My guess is that if Jesus did come back probably one of the absolute last things on his 'to do' list would be hanging out with you and your dumb car. Jesus wouldnt give a fuck about you or your terrible rapping. In fact, I bet he'd be pissed that you ever conceived of doing something so phenomenally stupid in his name.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBrzEVJwYFg

Anonymous said...

don't forget the autotune

faxer said...

big L got up way earlier than this poopdick. You snooze you loose girly mouth.