CHRISTIANITY IS SOOO GAY

This is how your boy Pope Ratzinger gets down...

YO! WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BOY MEL GIBSON?

Everyone's favorite Christian anti-semite is back with yet another epic violent, racist, sexist, mysogynist (possible) career-ending meltdown. Enjoy!:

Hollywood actor Mel Gibson’s ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, has allegedly taped a 30-minute-long racist rant outburst by Mel Gibson himself. The racist rant contained bad-mannered languages directed towards Oksana, while their baby daughter was screaming in the background The swearwords consisted of some offensive profanity of the “Braveheart” actor, wishing the mother of their children to be “raped by a pack of niggers”. Mel Gibson was also heard calling Oksana a whore and a cunt who looks like “a fucking pig in heat”! The racist rant of Mel Gibson contains some intimidations, such as: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.” “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice.” “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.” As if the blaspheming was not vulgar enough, Mel Gibson left Oksana another abusive rant through her voicemail which says:  “This is my last message. I might be the father… Well, fuck you… You psycho cunt…  Because I don’t care. Do you understand me? I’m done.”

DISGUSTING... (not) CONVERTING AN INDIAN TO CHRISTIANITY

I think all religions are pretty silly, but there's a big difference between silly and fucking appalling. Watch as these two pompous asshole Christian bitches try to put the fire and brimstone bumrush on their Indian friend. I mean seriously, if I was that Indian girl, I'd have told them both to go suck Jesus' dick. Hail satan.