THE UTTERLY STUPID LEADING THE RETARDED

Like a Pied Piper for ignorant people, Sarah Palin is whipping her intelectually bankrupt base into a frenzy over her new book 'Going Rogue'. I gotta admit, its kind of interesting conceptually, the idea of a complete idiot who knows virtually nothing about anything, writing a book for people eager to absorb her lack of knowledge... Is it even possible to get dumber by reading? I think it might be. FUCKING CHRIST... When's Soulja Boy gonna write a book? My mind is in need of a vacation.

DISGUSTING... (not) CONVERTING AN INDIAN TO CHRISTIANITY

I think all religions are pretty silly, but there's a big difference between silly and fucking appalling. Watch as these two pompous asshole Christian bitches try to put the fire and brimstone bumrush on their Indian friend. I mean seriously, if I was that Indian girl, I'd have told them both to go suck Jesus' dick. Hail satan.

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: THE YOUNG CONS

Who would have thought thought that 2 dorky christian, republican, white guys could manage to suck this ferociously at rapping? Negative 9 mics