REAL TALKER: KEITH OLBERMANN

Calling this 'real talk' doesn't seem to be enough of a trueism.  This might be the realest talk you'll hear all year. We've got to take this shit seriously, and keep our ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES from fucking us time and time again.  I'm looking at you Obama. I realize you are only a puppet/ mascot with Wall Street's hand up your ass guiding your every move.  It's the unfortunate reality of the presidency, but it is what it is. I'm just really tired of constantly having my intelligence insulted, -being handed all of these double-decker shit-sandwiches, while you try to convince me how delicious they are.

TWICE THE JESUS, HALF THE HASSLE

It's must really suck when homeboy wants to trim his bangs, but the other dude wants to grow out his beard... Don't worry about it.